After taking a break from feeding the homeless of Brazil with just 5 loaves of bread and a couple of fish, the lord Michael Bay has taken it upon himself to address the overwhelming negative reaction of Internet fans over his plans to take the Teenage and the Mutant out of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and changing the protagonists into extraterrestrials instead of mutated turtles from earth.
Lord Michael's message, after the cut:
"Fans need to take a breath, and chill. They have not read the script. Our team is working closely with one of the original creators of Ninja Turtles to help expand and give a more complex back story. Relax, we are including everything that made you become fans in the first place. We are just building a richer world," Bay said, while floating through the air and making explosions out of thin air.