Michael Bay Tells TMNT Fans: Chillax

After taking a break from feeding the homeless of Brazil with just 5 loaves of bread and a couple of fish, the lord Michael Bay has taken it upon himself to address the overwhelming negative reaction of Internet fans over his plans to take the Teenage and the Mutant out of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and changing the protagonists into extraterrestrials instead of mutated turtles from earth. 

Lord Michael's message, after the cut:

Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Hollywood auteur and purveyor of logic-defying explosions Michael Bay has some changes in mind when it comes to his upcoming reboot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies.

It is best if you picture several explosives going off in your surroundings while you're speeding away on an airborne jetski, before you read the details after the cut: