Michael Bay Tells TMNT Fans: Chillax

After taking a break from feeding the homeless of Brazil with just 5 loaves of bread and a couple of fish, the lord Michael Bay has taken it upon himself to address the overwhelming negative reaction of Internet fans over his plans to take the Teenage and the Mutant out of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and changing the protagonists into extraterrestrials instead of mutated turtles from earth. 

Lord Michael's message, after the cut: